Comments | actuallyagolem: 34. the coma ate some of his braincells.

actuallyagolem

34. the coma ate some of his braincells.

Mar 07, 2011 20:18

Got a joke for you, Barge.

Knock knock.

(I'll answer for you) Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Normalee I don't go telling dumb knock-knock jokes, but hey, I just woke up from a fucking week-long nap!

And Clapet, buddy? We need to talk.

donny's other hobbies, my inmate the butcher, the barge is full of basterds

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AT LAST THEY MEET. expectremorse March 8 2011, 01:24:23 UTC

....That is the worst joke I've ever heard.

DUN DUN DUN actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 01:30:22 UTC

But not the worst I know, pally. Not the worst I know.

expectremorse March 8 2011, 01:37:53 UTC

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 01:39:06 UTC

I don't know. What do you call a video of pedestrians?

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453gof_flesh March 8 2011, 01:25:45 UTC

...that is terrible.

You're back, though! I'm coming down.

[pause]

Where are you?

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 01:31:09 UTC

I know, I know. That's why I'm a barber, not a comedian.

I'm in my cabin now.

453gof_flesh March 8 2011, 01:35:00 UTC

Stick to your day job.

I'll be down.

[And he is outside, hammering on Donny's door, just a little impatiently.]

spam actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 01:41:59 UTC

[And Donny's yelling as he hurries to answer the door. A week spent sleeping left his muscles feeling out of whack.]

I'm coming, hold your horses!

[He pulls it open with a grin though.]

Hiya, Clapet.

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batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 01:33:42 UTC

That's a bad joke even by my standards.

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 01:42:43 UTC

Are you king of terrible jokes or something?

batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 01:45:12 UTC

I've been told I'm quite punny.

[See what he did there, Donny? /shot]

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 01:49:41 UTC

I'm pretty sure nobody's told you that. That makes you both unfunny and a liar.

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you_run_i_chase March 8 2011, 02:48:58 UTC

You really fucking need a new joke book, Boston.

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 02:56:48 UTC

Hey, my brain is mush, cut me some slack.

you_run_i_chase March 8 2011, 03:39:23 UTC

Welcome back to the fucking land of the living.

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 16:14:08 UTC

Thanks, Parker. Can't say it's good to be here, but it's nice being awake.

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notarrowette March 8 2011, 03:53:31 UTC

I'll admit it: I laughed.

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 16:15:40 UTC

Maybe you shouldn't admit that sort of thing out loud next time, but you know, I appreciate the honesty.