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Apr 12, 2006 23:59

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ohbusiness April 13 2006, 05:23:58 UTC

Boss: Erin, why the hell are you late today?
Erin: A bee hit me in the cheek while i was driving.
Boss: That is so far-fetched and unlikely. You're fired.
Erin: But that was the only part i didn't make up!

adaftapeth April 13 2006, 19:41:19 UTC

actually, the bee hit me in the face while i was driving FOR work. i'm usually late for work because i think my alarm is tricking me and it's not really time to get up. or i forgot that all of my clothes are dirty and i have nothing to wear.

y0ur_c0nscience April 13 2006, 05:59:28 UTC

Are you ok? Something seems distraught, obviously.

adaftapeth April 13 2006, 19:40:08 UTC

i'm fine. other than the fact that all of my socks have holes in them.

y0ur_c0nscience April 13 2006, 19:45:31 UTC

Oh crap, that's rough.

darktruth April 13 2006, 13:48:18 UTC

What you need to do is make a giant fort out of sheets and couches and chairs in your living room.

It will make your life better.

Also you must take pictures of it.

adaftapeth April 13 2006, 19:42:12 UTC

i think i realized that i was getting older when i thought that sounded like a great idea, but then i remembered i'd have to clean it up at some point.

but maybe i will.

frigidformself April 13 2006, 20:01:13 UTC

you could just buy a tent, and construct it in the middle of your living room...

adaftapeth April 13 2006, 21:19:41 UTC

according to 4 out of 5 tent-making 4th graders, that's cheating.

boyforpele April 14 2006, 20:04:24 UTC

I need you in my life this weekend.

Well, I mean, I need it every weekend. So nothing is really different this weekend.

Let's make it happen.

Hurnk.

adaftapeth April 15 2006, 00:53:20 UTC

kinda hard if you aren't in town.