going out for a smoke,  i'm pretty sure i swallow a moth whole. i balance it out by chugging water in the hopes of waking up sober.  my job security is based on my ability to spell transdermally  correctly. i own most of the things that i always wanted to. i'm sickened by my new found appreciation of menthol cigarrettes. having mutton chops has ( Read more... )

I went to Denny's last night with Jess. The smoking ban started at midnight. As we were walking out I saw a dude taking a picture of holding up a notebook and smoking. The notebook read "12:08am FUCK YOU RENDELL". I paid for his tip.

new car, new job, new friends

This is not the way I'd like to be remembered, but at the moment it's accurate.

It's a leap year, neat.

Someone siphoned gas from my car early in the morning of the 12th. I couldn't sleep that night, so I heard them running around. I bought a locking gas cap, and I'd like to put a post-it note on the inside of my fuel door that says "HA HA", but I'm sure they'd just slash my tires. 

My mom just said bisexual instead of unisex. 

I heard my Dad talking to my Mom this morning in the the kitchen. He said, "Adam would have to think about the possibilities for a second, then he'd shoot him." My brother then exited the bathroom to contribute in one of his enthusiastic, high-pitched voices, "Yeah, Adam is like the white Shaft."

"... For the mother's restless son
Who is a witness to, who is a
warrior
Who denies his urge to break
and run
Who says: Hard times?
I'm used to them
The speeding planet burns
I'm used to that
My life's so common it disappears
And sometimes even music
Cannot substitute for tears."
-Paul Simon

If I could travel back to 96 with everything I know
I know
I know it's just not possible but in ten years I'll want to be where I am right now