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[adamlizz]

In some place....

...like Smallville, Kansas,

boys are meant to do sports.

If you don't do sports, you're.... sissy? Gay? Unmanly?

And if your dad won't let you do sports...

you end up marrying a boy in lavender.

Uhm.

It's all thanks to Jonathan, really.

Comments

[xoverau]

That theory totally works for me.

[adamlizz]

Someone, cough couch, should write it.

[xoverau]

*innocently* Whatever do you mean?