Well, the sun's over the yardarm here in Wisconsin, so it's time to belabor a point, political-ad style.
FACT:
People who vote get laid more. Nonvoters have very high scores on Playstation and smell like their mother's basements.
FACT:Voters mend the ozone layer with every ballot cast. Nonvoters are like aerosol from those gigantic cans of
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