I'm quitting school to persue insanity. I make a much better crazy-person than biologist.

On a side note, I'm drinking milk out of a measuring cup. After my last final on Wednesday, the first thing I'll do is the dishes.

Nikki, shocked at my lack of pink: Your nails are black!
Me: Your lungs are black ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I had to put the toilet seat down. Amber, you do not have a penis.

Nikki: I really wanna go to Amsterdam. They have some crazy museums up there.

Amber: Smell my room!
Me, to Elie: You think you're so cute. I've seen cuter things teaching chemistry.
Jenn: Yo te dareeeeeee, te dare nina hermosaaaaaaa. Te dare una cosaaaa, una cosa que yo solo se!

Almost a week ago, the day I moved in, Jenn would not let the Kittens into her room in fear of the various undesirable consequences of leaving two little, barely litter box trained kittens in a bedroom. Amber boycotted Jenn's decision by refusing to enter her bedroom as long as the Kittens weren't allowed into it.
Jenn's Room Cat Shit Count: 0At ( Read more... )

For my summer vacation I ( Read more... )

Maggie got three fish, and I named them Doodle, Diddle and Bob ( Read more... )

I went to the hair stylist the day before yesterday with my mom (bonding??), and I wasn't set free until just over three hours later. She does this whole thing with your hair. It's not good enough that she highlights and cuts it, but then she has to gel it, blow-dry it, curl it, flip it, etc. I already get annoyed when she goes to dry it. She flips ( Read more... )

Hello, my name is Aby. I'm an anorexic alcoholic addicted to smoking, heroin and hating my mother ( Read more... )

Yasmin, happy post-birthday. (I suck) <3<3

One another note, Gettyimages posted photos today of where Michael Jackson would stay if he were convicted. Normally, I wouldn't give a shit, but I just happen to notice that the walls in this jail cell are exactly the same as those in my apatment but cleaner.
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