So, I don't really use this thing except to read other peoples' stuff. I do use xanga and myspace, at random intervals. So if you're interested in things I have to say, those are probably a better bet.
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Man... I've got this whole gmail account with 2 gigs of space... and it's completely empty. Someone should send me something.

mithril721@gmail.com

What I want to know is... why does YKK have an apparent monopoly on zippers?

Yea that's really random.

I am addicted to Wint-O-Green lifesavers... it's a good thing I don't buy them very often.

Our fridge is a salmonella breeding ground. There is: a bowl of beaten egg yolks, covered only loosely with plastic wrap; a bowl of egg whites, also covered only loosely with plastic wrap; and a half of a raw boneless chicken breast on a plate, again.. only covered loosely with plastic wrap. If not for me.. the chicken wouldn't have been covered ( Read more... )

"One minute I'm sitting at home alone, fixing the TV.. and the next minute there's a dead girl"

-Quote from a murdering shoe fetishist on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

holy crap... why are X-files episodes on DVD so expensive? If anyone wants to buy me a really expensive present........ nah, screw it.. I'd rather just have the cash.

So I was standing in Valhalla... trying to decide in what way I wanted to quench my thirst. I decided on Dr. Pepper.. so I headed toward that, and then the new Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper caught my eye. So I began deliberating.. should I go with the standard, normal, I know what it's going to taste like Dr. Pepper, or the new, possibly wonderful, ( Read more... )

She grew up in a small ghetto in Bagdhad, Iraq, where she learned karate. However, due to the Buddhist nature of the Iranians, they made her leave the country (Buddhists are whimpy, therefore not good fighters). She then traveled to the Dynasty of Russia, where she met a doctor named Jacques Chirac (who is now the president of Russia). Anyway, ( Read more... )