The average male giant squid (not to be confused with the Colossal Squid) has a prehensile penis that is 90 centimeters (that's roughly 3 feet) long ( Read more... )

This week has been quite hectic for your dear Mr. Tim. Tuesday was my time to shine in traffic court. I arrive at the scheduled 8:30 to a mass of people milling around waiting for the prosecutors to process the paperwork. I stood there for a good 2 hours before talking with an older-middle-aged man who probably hates his job. He seemed the ( Read more... )

Had an awesome time last night out in Johnstown. Saw Vegan for the first time in like forever, ended up sleeping on her floor due to not being sober ( Read more... )

I've been able to get a camping reservation at a very nice looking island-peninsula up in Maine for the last weekend in August. Now I need to get supplies; my list at this time: Tent, sleeping bag, air-mattress, bug spray, lamp, and ultimately food/drink for two for the weekend. I'll probably want to bring my kite and maybe my bikes. I also need ( Read more... )

I think great thoughts and they escape when I am not tending them. I suppose that that is to be expected at this stage in my path ( Read more... )

I do not know for sure what has caused this, but recently I've been having panic attacks. I don't know if they are "big" or "small" as I'm pretty sure that they've never happened to me before ( Read more... )

I was doing so well. I hadn't checked up on Theresa's LJ or Twitter for almost a week. I was proud of myself, for being strong enough to do that ( Read more... )

It never gets old, the infinite variations on the "friendship talk ( Read more... )

Today I bought a large pack of those freezer pops that are just colored sugar-water in a tube. I suspect that they will go mostly uneaten; a gift that will never be received ( Read more... )

My drunken thoughts have taken a more introspective tone. It's kind of depressing. Darker corners abound around my insecurities. I want to be optimistic about things with Jessica, but I've been hurt too many times before to make that a reality.