Landlord - "I don't care if you smoke, I just don't want any smoke in the house"

Me - "Don't worry, I don't smoke"

LL - "Oh, well I found an empty pack of camels on the porch"

Me - "Oh yeah, we were smoking out there a few nights ago"

ps i quit smoking weed.  im 100% alcohol now, nothing else.  i dont like any others anymore

remember my affection for the shins??  i just bought 'chutes too narrow' on vinyl.  fucking A.  amazing.  (it was the album that made me fall in love with them)  i have a boner...its playing right now

"The chief argument against the possibility of time travel is what theorists refer to as the "Grandfather Paradox"; this is the idea that if one could travel backward in time one could kill one's own ancestor, eliminating the possibility said time traveler would ever be born - and thus could never have lived to travel back and commit the murder... ( Read more... )

See you next fall!

Today I took a bi-sexual (she calls herself queer) girl who is in an open-relationship (with a shitton of piercings! nipples, cheeks, tongue, tits, the works!) to the Planetarium to see the lunar eclipse.  It was too cold out so we went up to the 4th floor of the physics building, and looked out the window in the stairwell for 2 hours while making ( Read more... )

yo check it some anonymous person reads my live journal its like my posting in june.  JUST saw it right now.

I saw Obama at the Midwest Airlines Center this morning. 
I was on the fence, but now I am voting for him on Tuesday for sure.

I had a dream where I had a huge party and people like Boelter and Nickels and John Lennon came.  John Lennon was too cool to hang out with me though.  It was a nightmare.

This morning I woke up with a hangover at 7:30 am.  I set my electric blanket to 4 and proceeded to fall asleep and have the wildest, longest dream I can recall.  The longer I am awake, the more I am forgetting.  I consciously knew I was dreaming but could not wake up.