was hilariously drunk. I´m in Madrid right now with Erin and Alfredo, and although Erin was too sick to come out last night, Al and I got drunk enough to make up for it. together we consumed a fifth of vodka, and 2 fo-Ds, and that was before we went out. i got gay guys to buy us drinks, and managed to get us both free shots in a lesbian bar ( Read more... )

being a third wheel is HELL OF LAME!

I DO! and it's on it's way too!

This was the BIGGEST LAUGH I've gotten in the past 30 hours. (Keep in mind that in the past 30 hours I have also seen 'Snakes On A Plane' TWICE!)

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Lance Bass is gay!

http://winnipegsun.com/Entertainment/OtherEntertainment/2006/07/26/1703515.html

I quit my job at denny's, and I might be living in a house with an old lady soon... it would be a three bedroom apartment in her basement for free, and all I would have to do is cook her dinner...

hey bitches, denny's is hiring pretty much anybody. need a job? THEN APPLY GOD DAMNIT!

do it. the results are hilarious.

http://www.yoursexiq.com/questions.php?id=5981

so I attempted to walk home, but got all turned around. from the u district I somehow got to lake city, and from lake city I ended up in wedgwood.

the questions ( Read more... )

Before I move out I need:

a tea pot
a coat rack
towels
a twister board
a bread box
a microwave
cookie sheets
a glass pie dish
a disco ball
a dining room table
hot pot holders
a soap dish
a fondue pot
bath mats
a kareoke machine

then I'll be ready to take on the world.