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[adelheid]

I'm doing an Advanced Trauma Life Support course next week. There's a 366 page manual to read which is, by and large, quite dull. The best sentence so far is: "Do not leave unattended patients close to campfires". I think I might have to take a campfire into work with me just so I can carefully not leave any patients near it.

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[hairyears]

If that's the best sentence, I hesitate to ask what the worst might be.

Feel free to post samples of particularly unexciting trivia.

[adelheid]

"During a war or after a terrorist attack with explosives, and chemical, biologic, or nuclear weapons, the environment may be both austere and hostile." Er, you don't say.