I'm doing an Advanced Trauma Life Support course next week. There's a 366 page manual to read which is, by and large, quite dull. The best sentence so far is: "Do not leave unattended patients close to campfires". I think I might have to take a campfire into work with me just so I can carefully not leave any patients near it.

It has been a very long time since I last looked at LJ. Is anyone still here? Have I missed much?

How can it still be raining? How?!

So, would anyone like to visit and have Christmas drinkies in my new flat?

I has the indigestions.

What is it about the drivers round here that makes them think indicators are obsolete and that they can stop *anywhere* on the road as long as they switch their hazards on ( Read more... )

I'm in a bad mood. I'm trying to move house for the second time in two months. It's not going well. And the new place does not have internet.

Went to Brighton and back yesterday. Very tired now. Unfortunately have to remain awake at work.

Best phrase ever in medical notes:

"Examination of the throat revealed scared tonsils"

I suspect they meant "scarred"...

It's very very cold in this room.

I stroked pygmy goats and saw lions yesterday. It was good.

I can't work out what I should be doing this weekend. My brain is too cold to think.