I've been frivolous with my money. I splurged on a packet of pop rocks and on an issue of the latest National Enquirer. I know I need the money, but I can't seem to get my priorities in order today ( Read more... )

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So the boy bailed on me. Now, I wanted to bail first. But no, I couldn't. Because I keep my word. Everytime.

I guess he was bothered by my silence, and I was annoyed by his blabbing mouth.

Ha, I guess it worked out perfectly in the end.

Now I'm all dressed up and have no where to go.

NyQuil hangover. Bleh.

What is it about silence that is so bothersome ( Read more... )

He pulled up in his giant SUV and asked me if I needed a ride. No, actually it was more like get in the car. Now if you know me, you'd know that I accept rides from just about anyone. From the old grannies to the suspicious types. This time I thought it would be fine since I went to middle school with him. He went on about how my advice the ( Read more... )

I'm DISGUSTINGLY happy right now.

I'll just put on some Elliott Smith and I'll retreat back into my melancholy wormhole.

Now someone please hand me a cup of hot tea and a box of tissues so I can sit in front of the television news and feel inspired and apatheic all at once.

Thank you,
Mayra

And to the woman at the ticket counter-

I like my wide-Mexican nose.

You 500-pound behemoth!

Maybe I should make a normal entry for a change ( Read more... )

I knew it was too good to be true. I went five months without a religious conversation with a stranger. Almost a new record, but nooooooooooo, that same kid at the bus stop who offers me pieces of whatever he's eating for that day, approached me with this topic ( Read more... )

I wonder what you were thinking while your boyfriend was molesting your cheek with his tongue. You were shy about him doing it, in front of everyone, on a public bus. You're not that kind of girl. You like mood lighting, roses, and stain sheets. And probably two guys at the same time ( Read more... )