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Damn, I sure do love me. I mean, does it get any better than this? I thought about how great I am a few hours ago, and now my face hurts from the perma-grin. I'm like drugs, except legal, and without health threatening side effects.

an update like whoa. bring it, bitches. etc.

Seriously guys, if you even think I might have some kind of idea as to what is great, or even remotely believe that I am any kind of judge of comedy, then it is imperative that you click here: http://nuthouse.org/~hendersa/college/experiments/boom.htmlRead more... )

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too ( Read more... )

i'm thinking about getting out my old yearbooks. maybe search the internet for which chicks in there are doing porno - just as i knew they would

I tried to find out some stuff about this whole CTI gig yesterday... I didn't have much luck. I will, however, have to go through retinal scanners and all that before I can punch the clock every day. At least somebody knew that much ( Read more... )

I joined. I ship out May 18. yeah. In a year.

This is where I will update you all on my Navy progress, if I make progress with the navy at any time soon.