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Randomness
I just sent myself an email on Future Me.org, which is a website where you can send yourself emails in the near or distant future. It said something along the lines of:
If time machines are ever built you should come and see me....you know where i live. -
The Guy Rules
Guy Rules:
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ... ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put ( Read more... ) -
R U A Pumpkin
A woman was asked by a coworker, "What is it like to be a Christian?" The coworker replied, "It is like being a pumpkin." God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed. Then He carves you a new smiling face ( Read more... ) -
Somebody sent me this....LOL...Pass it on.
THE POLICE ARE LOOKIN FOR A SUSPECT DESCRIBED AS SEXY, FUNNY, & GREAT IN BED. YOUR UGLY ASS IS SAFE, BUT WHERE SHOULD I HIDE?
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Halloween already?
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat HaulAdonis420 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Packer's Fan.candy4yaeyes tricks you! You get a clothespin.catherine gives you 3 teal banana-flavoured nuggets.daddy_issues gives you 14 dark green mint-flavoured gummy bats.daulfinrider99 gives you 14 teal chocolate-flavoured gumdrops.daysoftheweek tricks you! You ( Read more... ) -
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Think that it was terrorists on 9/11.. you deicde.. heres some weird things to think about....
This stuff will make you think...
Skeptical???
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***THE PENIS GAME***
****Rules are simple pick 1-5 movies any movie ever made and insert (no pun intended) the word penis into the title for any one word. Reply to this post with your choice(s). Only one word can be substituted with the word penis in it's place. Some people may want to also put in ( ) the name of the actual movie name so we know what movie they picked ( Read more... ) -
Re-Posting some of my first posts ever on LJ with great Quotes
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
Nothing can bring you peace but the triumph of principles.
-Emerson-
"To love another person is to see the face of God."
~ Victor Hugo ~
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."
-Oscar Wilde
Those nights, when you can't fall asleep...maybe its because your ( Read more... )
