Alright...with the exception of one human being, this isn't going to make sense to anyone reading this journal; but as a promise, here ya go Geoff ( Read more... )

Go ahead and click...you know you want to: Ask Lord Vader

Mark my words, this will be THE must-have book of the summer:

You know you want to click...

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I say we stick a feeding tube in his ass and keep him alive for another 15 years...whaddya say people??


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This is a call to help protect the sacred institution of marriage ( Read more... )

Can you guess the MYSTERY SPEAKER who uttered these words at the State of the Union address ( Read more... )

Yesterday I called in sick to work, not because I was sick in the sense of being ill, but just sick of coming into a temp job in which I don’t really do anything (the other day I went to the bookstore on my lunch break just so I could get something to read, as to not fall asleep at my desk: Palahniuk’s “Diary.”)…and I had quite a few errands I’ve ( Read more... )

This is what I hate when I’m sitting in the theater watching a movie. Here it comes, and please listen to it so I never again have to repeat it to you when we’re in the dark together sharing a communal experience, preferably in silence ( Read more... )

Christmas, along with the family it brought over from Germany, is over…and to that I say, thank G__. Nice to spend time with the fam, but in the same house for 2 weeks? I’m thinkin’ no. Not a second to myself in 14 days, most of them filled with having to entertain spoiled (albeit semi-cool) cousins tending to their every whim really takes it out ( Read more... )