How Twilight *should* have been written

[adora_avis]

Amazingly accurate rewrite of Twilight.

Other people have attempted rewrites of this book but I think this is the best by far. It amused me for a good hour and I was laughing my head off. (Not really. I was mildly chuckling most of the time but hyperboles are fun.)

Comments

[lystellion]

Obviously I've not read the book or anything in that genre but it pretty much (very amusingly) summed up what I imagined those kinds of books to be like. i.e. ridiculous plot devices (guy saves girl from CAR CRASH, vampires playing BASEBALL) and highly unrealistic / improbable love scenes (AMAZING first kiss, girl FAINTS from merely be kissed &c.)

The person who wrote stayed funny throughout. Not easy to do over that many chapters. I like the way they just couldn't take it anymore and decided to just stop reading, the fun of taking the piss out of it no longer being sufficient motivation for them to force their way through the crap.