seriously, white chocolate m&ms might just be my downfall. where have they been all my life? i want to french kiss whomever brought them into the world.

that's pretty much all i have to say.

not only will this year's oscar ceremony be amazing because so many good movies came out this year/there were many awardable performances, but because that of the mere three nominated songs this year, "it's hard out here for a pimp" from hustle & flow is totally included ( Read more... )

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/11/14barnosky.html

Wilford Brimley and his Diabetes (Diabeetis) kick so much ass.  I especially love the commercial where he tests his blood sugar whilst astride a horse.  Amazing.

Okay, now what was I doing?  Writing a paper so I can be done by 9?  Priceless.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/4633581/detail.htmlRead more... )

Jesus Christ in legal battle for driver's license ( Read more... )

Me: Hey Dad, so are you going to buy it on Tuesday, or just rent it?

Dad: I don't know, but I'm definitely going to buy it.

Me: (pause) Ok then.

i get to go see stephen lynch and mitch hedburg in a couple weeks, score ( Read more... )

( more surveyage to bore and amuse )

Things I should be doing ( Read more... )

i am so sad right now, not even a new book could make me happy. even if it was middlesex. or...that new cary grant biography. or the illustrated edition of the da vinci code. not even any of those.

that is how sad i am.