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I am still trapped in the Old People's Home!!

THE INDIGNITY!

Where are the swans which swore to protect my honor? Which swore to protect the rights of spandex wearers everywhere?

I am still in the Strudel Park Home for the Elderly.

I am still lacking in spandex.

I am also still lacking in swan legions. This does not a happy Adrahil make. Hmmm.

I have been imprisoned in an OLD PEOPLE'S HOME!!

Where are my swan legions when I need them most? Where is my spandex? Where are the little miniture soldiers with little silver trumpets that march around as if by magic?

::blink::

Where am I and why am I suddenly surrounded by old people and nurses?

::looks around distractedly::

There were grandchildren here somewhere. And then they were cheese. O_o

THE CHEESE IS INVADING.

My search for the cheese has not yielded dairy produce. This sickens and disgusts me.

What kind of city has no cheese?

I am still lacking in swans. :(

I appear to have misplaced a unit of armed swans. This is most inconvienient. My plan to rule the Strudel Memorial Park may be foiled.

Hmm.

Where is the cheese?

::stands on park bench::

Friends, Dol Amrothians, countrymen, lend me your ears!
I come to...

wait. I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say. Petunia, is that you? Where am I?

What's going on? Who are you?

COME MY SWAN LEGIONS!!!

Your mission should you choose to accept it is to move in formation alpha zero to the Strudel Memorial Park and capture this stronghold.