Someone called me a faggot the other day?
Where?
This guy just shouted at me from a car. He said, "Do you like Metalica? FAGGOT!"
Ha! That's hilarious! You're a metal faggot!
A maggot!

*LOLZ all around, curtain closes*

This morning I woke up with Bikini Kill's Rebel Girl stuck in my head. I sang it in the shower.

This afternoon I had Gwen Stefani's Sweet Escape stuck in my head. I sung Akon's wonderful 'wooh-hooo yeee-hooo' high notes walking across an overpass out of the Sheraton Marina Mirage where I had just enjoyed an illegal dip in the swimming facilities ( Read more... )

LOL. Last night I dreamt I was in the B52's, I was one of the male members, hopefully I was guitarist Ricky Wilson (RIP) who is some of the most perfect dream date material to ever ply six strings:

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Oh I do believe
You're are what you perceive
What comes is better that what came before

Britney Spears went to Kevin Federline's home last night but when she wasn't allowed to see her kids she started raging on a white SUV with an umbrella.


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The SCUM Manifesto, authored by the fascinating broad who shot Andy Warhol -- Valerie Solanas -- is the single most rousing piece of writing I've ever read. I mean, this surely takes the cake as the most AMAZING opening sentence to a piece of writing ever ( Read more... )

Livejournal, I'm having an affair. I don't care if he's text-lite & thrives on vanity, we're in love. His name is MySpace & this is where we screw: http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user&MyToken=79b3f7ad-52e2-4842- ( Read more... )

G'day khunts. I'm not even gonna work under a premise that this entry is going to be held together by some unifying crux, cuz it ain't. All I can promise is dizzing gush of beautiful diatribe. Been in much better spirits the past few days, not sure why, well, I can think of a few reasons, the Peaches concert was amazing last week, so, so, so ( Read more... )

Day 16 on the Isle of Fabulesia. Went down to the wreckage again today, looking for any supplies I might have missed. Nothing there, saw Kuli's body washed ashore, the smell was deafening. Have discovered a new edible fruit, it's white and pulpy with a rich ochre sap inside, it dribbles like blood and I was sacred of eating it at first, but have ( Read more... )