The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile ( Read more... )

AMANDA: DONT DELETE ME!!!!! =P

First of all ( Read more... )

So the original Dons (Me, Bizzy, and Earl) met some girls online about a week and a half back. I call us the original Dons, b/c our ranks have grown but each new Don or Donna has to be approved by all three of us, which generally means we all have to pretty much be cool with you. But anyway back to the womens ( Read more... )

The Don's debating pimping philosophies and I came up with this one on the spot.

"There's no "I" in team, but there's a "U" in pussy, so imma need YOU to get out there and make that money to help the team."

You know your college is paying off when u use a word and someone nearby who hears you goes

"Ooo, nice word!"

Black people!.....PLEASE, please never go on game shows again! You know they be asking hard ass questions. Please save face, and don't go.

B/c the internet is on fire with chuck norris jokes ( Read more... )

The dons and i have been hagning out all week....good times good times. Last night i divulged that next week (wednesday to be exact) is my birthday. The 20th year Don Lexoni has been around. And the other dons are already on it. Told me wednesday night, its going down for Don Lexnoi. told me to not even invite any girls, cus i want have time for em ( Read more... )

My head has been caught up in a lot lately and i forgot to write in LJ: so the thought of the day is ( Read more... )