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THE DA VINCI CODE IS EVERYWHERE!
Seriously. I cannot escape that shit. Dixie and I are having a good time here in S-town. Dixie is obsessed with these dogs with really short legs. I am obsessed with the guy that works at EMP. My grandma is obsessed with shaving her cat so it doesn't shed all over the house. I feel sorry for that cat. -
I FEEL SCHOLARLY!
I got a B in my astronomy class. Quite an improvement over last semester's D, I must say. -
ADRIANE/KIMMEL
Tomorrow I am flying to Corpus for the weekend. For those of you that don't know, my birthday is on Friday. So be prepared. I printed my boarding pass offline, and evidently my last name is now my first name. I kinda like it like that. -
THAT'S HOW SHE BECAME THE NANNY...
Today I went on the Hire a Longhorn website to look for a nanny job. There was a posting from a lady who has a 4-year-old and a 1 1/2-year-old. She says that they're a "professional couple" who would need a nanny for about 15 hours a week. I e-mailed her today with some basic info about myself and my experience, and she already e-mailed me back ( Read more... ) -
I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER
I really do. That would be unbelievably incredible ( Read more... ) -
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Disregard those two random lines at the very bottom of the previous entry.
It seems I forgot to erase them (bastards!) -
CURSE YOU OVULATION! CURSE YOU!
I really wish that my face could change colors. Kind of like the horse in 'The Wizard of Oz'. I could be red, and blue, and green, and orangeish-yellow, and of course, PURPLE. That would be hollariffic ( Read more... ) -
Marvin K. Moony will you please leave now!?!?!?
God. Dr. Seuss was a genius. Everything was simple- if you had a wocket in your pocket, then there was a wocket in your pocket. Simple as that ( Read more... ) -
I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.
LJ Interests meme results
- coffee:
adds feeling to my meaningless life - cooking and baking:
adds flavor to my meaningless life - france:
adds a realm of wonderment and fancy to my meaningless life - free food:
adds a flair of ghettoness to my meaningless life - friends:
adds a flair of hypocrisy to my meaningless life
- coffee:
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Nick Cannon is my babydaddy
I feel like I am in the twilight zone. Here are some random meanderings of my mind ( Read more... )