Boooooored.

"If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex. Trust me. Nobody."

-Bristol Palin, People Magazine

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Wait...what? Sex causes babies?! When did this happen??

*headdesk*

Fucking moron.

This was one of my favorites growing up...

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Today I got a haircut from a goth inamoratakitsch

I just watched the entire line of Salad Fingers today, evoking approximately the same emotions I felt after seeing Apocalypse Now for the first time. It's surreal and creepy, bizarre, and addicting. Episode 2 genuinely freaked me out a little, and I cant help but think that whoever made the series would be quite an interesting chap to hold a ( Read more... )

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Heather: We did almost a grand today! 9,980 dollars on this register.

Nick: That's well over a grand, sweetie.

Who Obama shoulda picked for VP


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Obama the movie, starring Samuel L. Jackson!

That's right, you ignorant motherfuckers! Barack Obama is tired of your motherfuckin' shit!

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You ain't mah bitch, nigga!