i don't know who vomited. i was in the other room when it happened. i'd like to blame it on the baby, though. she's a messy one. the baby isn't dead. her name is eunice. she is named after her mother, eunice.
on special occasions i buy the SECOND cheapest box on the shelf.
my mom bought a wine rack and a bottle of wine has not sat in it for more than an hour the whole time she's had it.
my dad buys wine from the CLOSEOUT section of meijer which is located in the bottle return room. he bought a case of low-carb wine. i thought, *"FUCK A LOW-CARB!".
i want to join that community!
*... i just drank a box of wine, and i feel GREAT... time to rock...
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i like upside-downie.
-andrew
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in adventure time land they don't know any better. they don't have hands or noses, let alone surgeon general warnings!
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is it dead?
-andrew
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-drinking solutions
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hello, friends everywhere!
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my mom bought a wine rack and a bottle of wine has not sat in it for more than an hour the whole time she's had it.
my dad buys wine from the CLOSEOUT section of meijer which is located in the bottle return room. he bought a case of low-carb wine. i thought, *"FUCK A LOW-CARB!".
i want to join that community!
*... i just drank a box of wine, and i feel GREAT... time to rock...
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