how much less popular would alcohol be if it acted as a laxative as opposed to a diuretic?

this is a rhetorical question, but you can answer it if you would like.

-andrew

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-Jan

Inside my left nostril is a tiny piece of skin or cartilage that makes it feel sort of like I always have a booger. A great deal of the time during which it appears as if I am picking my nose, I am actually poking at this small imperfection on the inner wall of my nose. If I had millions of dollars at my disposal I would have this taken care of ( Read more... )

I was hanging Papa John's fliers on doors in Cascade today and these people had purchased a mat just to welcome Nancy and Ken to their home:


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there was a cake on the side of the road on my way to work.
how sad.

-andrew

In past weeks, Calvin College has decorated its residence halls with posters that attempt to educate its students about the conflict in Darfur. Last night I delivered a pizza to a couple of young blond girls in one of these halls. As I walked away, a poster caught the eye of one of the girls and I heard her ask the other, "What does this mean: 2.5 ( Read more... )

It's time for Jandrew to start using this thing again. I have a new (used) laptop now, so there are no excuses. I can journal on the go. Although I'm not even doing that. I'm plugged into the house with wires. But it is on my lap ( Read more... )

I got home from whoeverthehell's party that was last night and there was a bat stuck in the toilet. I fished it out with a net and let it go outside. Later I noticed a small amount of dark particulate matter in the bottom of the toilet bowl and realized the bat was just trying to take a shit and fell in because bats are too small for human ( Read more... )