You've reached me. I don't know how, but now's your chance to talk.

If you're charming enough, I might just call you back.

i. Well, I'm not really alive so I don't see how I can answer this ( Read more... )

i. Not having the day off.
ii. Having a stack of forms to go through before the end of the day.
iii. Being veritably alone (charlie doesn't count).
iv. Listening to souls whine about how alone they are.
v. I really have nothing else to contribute to this list, it was horrible.
vi. It's always horrible.
vii. Why do humans even celebrate something so ( Read more... )

i. I am rugged and manly. It's intimidating, I know.
ii. I hold no ties to anyone and I have no loyalties to uphold.
iii. I am a voyeur in this war.
iv. I can resist temptation at all times.
v. I can speak Latin.
vi. I am not a slave to my impulses.
vii. I harbor no affections to beings I should not.
viii. I harbor no affections in general.
ix. I ( Read more... )

I. He a fallen angel and full fledged demon; he has no regrets.
II. He fell because he murdered in cold blood; he'll tell you that it's because he was seduced. Sounds prettier.
III. He is generally good natured and enjoys having a sense of humor over the somber, angry stereotype that most of his brood give off.
IV. He'll be completely honest about ( Read more... )