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As a rule I don't go to shitty market bars.
As a rule I don't go to shitty market bars ( Read more... ) -
No one pyjamanates my skin
You can tell the Simpsons is in its death throes because tonight's episode was actually very good.
Also, I take pleasure in the new Bell Beaver commercial where one of the beavers pretends to be Spiderman. -
Back from Montreal
Great weekend in Montreal with Mary, stayed with her folks: learned why she is the way she is ( Read more... ) -
Room for Rent
So my roommate Nick wants to travel this spring, which means he will be moving out ( Read more... ) -
Oh God, the month isn't even over yet!
Alright, so my landlord almost killing us all in an inferno was one thing ( Read more... ) -
New Year, New Troubles
Note: Tonight my landlord set fire to his half of the building.
It was fairly serious; the fire was in the walls.
We warranted 4 fire trucks.
I actually rather enjoyed myself.
I was also ok with the thought of my home burning down.
We left kitty inside. -
Dear Mr. Eady
Alex, how are you? I am fine ( Read more... ) -
Mmmmm, Spring Rolls
Dear Jen,
Thank you for dinner, it was wonderful. You are a good provider and will make a great husband someday. Your talents as a hostess are outstanding, I was well fed, hydrated and amused the entire evening. I'm very glad to have spent time with you.
Take care,
Alex -
To the Prime Minister of Canada, one
Dear Mr. Steven Harper ( Read more... ) -
A narrative of my life would be a short book
The past few days I've tried to accomplish as little as possible.
I've been very successful.
I saw stranger than fiction this evening, very good.
Would have been better had it ended the way it was meant to.
I almost like it more that it didn't though.
I'm rather conflicted.