"I will only come back here if you rename the place BACON Hill ( Read more... )

Apparently Chris Rock is an honorary Wiggle ( Read more... )

I am currently feeling the horrific effects of Thai cuisine on my GI tract ( Read more... )

I cannot stop eating mustard directly out of the bottle. This is getting serious. I just cried while watching "Remember the Titans" in the living room with Laura. Today was pretty much worthless. My first meal was a cheeseburger. When we got home from Holiday's, I quickly cracked open a Miller Lite and soaked up the rays on our porch swing. ( Read more... )

This week has been a little insane. Wednesday was the senior date party in Detroit. The party buses we rented were fabulous. I especially enjoyed my lap dance. I got kicked out of the men's room and tried to take drags of the bartender's cigarette while he made our drinks. Ah yes, and they did not have salt for the tequila shots, so Tom and I ( Read more... )

I am going to miss Rick's.


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I'm kind of pissed that Scarlett Johannssen has been named the sexiest woman alive ( Read more... )

fuck the sorority for making everyone take a mandatory online alcohol class ( Read more... )

well instead of going to the gym and writing a paper...
i drank a bottle of wine and got in a peanut fight with my roommates.

but, at least i found a fabulous dress for formal.
a pink bubble skirt.... yes PINK. ba-lieve it.

just got back from Greeks. the real bosses weren't there, so we just went back in the kitchen and started making ridiculous shit, like 10 pound quesadillas and bootleg pizza. I am completely stuffed with delicious free food. but I feel this is my just reward after being straight up sexually harassed by my boss yesterday. "yeah if I wasn't ( Read more... )