Jairus showed up at my door at exactly five o'clock to find me standing in the kitchen with wet hair, no make up, and clothes on from the night before. surprise surprise. By the time I finally finished getting ready, it looked like I was dressed for a hoe-down. I took a few courtesy pulls of tequila for the ride through Pontiac, arriving at the ( Read more... )

Last night I drove home for a small gathering at Drew's. I brought the usual suspects along for the ride...Mr. Skyy Vodka and Mr. Diet Chaser. When I got there, Justin was shooting a gun in the backyard and James was packing a bowl that smelled like TRIX cereal. We passed the pipe around the fire recalling such teenage traumas as headgear and ( Read more... )

Last night I went to Ypsi with people from work. Kasia and James pulled up to find me alone in a room with a bottle of tequila. Two bowls and a lot of Southern Comfort later... we were off to Theo's for amateur hip hop night. I sat around and absorbed the scene without saying much for the remainder of the night. Sergio bought me shots of vodka ( Read more... )

fourth of july weekend was an absolute blast. i went up to lake george with some friends from my softball team and got tanked. i have a whole new appreciation for the dangers of 4-wheelers and why so many people are maimed and killed each year. drinking + small, extremely fast machines = trouble. corey started driving through the trails without ( Read more... )

you know its bad when you've been to country boy twice in one day. i had my first meal there around ten, then came back a few hours later and ordered a six-dollar salad. ridiculous. my new favorite waitress is the one with small hands ( Read more... )

i broke another toe. yesterday i was running into sam & sampi's house to pee and change before my game (which i was already late for) and i ran right into the decorative brick pavers in the front yard. immediately i buckled over and started screaming. squirmy was confused and quite disturbed by the whole scene ( Read more... )

This time last year I was on a transatlantic flight toward the Italian peninsula. I cannot believe its already been a year ( Read more... )

work was insane tonight. i was sooo angry. a guy complained about his bill because he had pointed to the kids chicken fingers when he ordered and i did not EXPLICITLY TELL HIM AT THE TIME that he was not allowed to order off the kids menu. so after eating the entire adult size portion, he refused to pay for more than the price of the kids menu ( Read more... )

i got in my car to drive home and noticed that my eyes were all fucked up. i put my hand over each one and decided that i couldn't see out of the right eye. went into CVS and looked in a mirror...& sure enough...man down. how does a contact lens just come off? needless to say i almost panicked when suddenly the left lane closed on US-23 and i ( Read more... )

1200.00 in car repairs later and my fucking check engine light is STILL on. we took it back to the dealer and they quoted another $800 to fix it, but fuck it, we're not putting any more money into this car ( Read more... )