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Dad: I'm moderate.
Mom: No you are not. You are absolutely not. You are Rush Limbaugh's left arm.
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"The grave digger (bad guy serial killer) isn't God because God doesn't make mistakes and he made a mistake!"
"I don't know, I think putting testicles on the outside seems like it ranks as a mistake."
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Found on the Internet...
Oh gods, my childhood...
I was going to bold all the ones that applied to me or my family, but nope. They all do.
Forget Rednecks ...... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about MAINERS...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Maine.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
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Things I learned today:
- It really is possible to spend $250/night on a hotel. I mean, I always knew that but I had never actually booked a hotel that costs that much (for work ( Read more... ) -
IKEA / Craigslist Take Two
For example:
This dresser (Leksvik) is $149 new from IKEA.
This person is selling the same dresser for $125. They are also selling this dresser with obvious wear for $65. It retails for $79.
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Amy's version of cooking a real meal:
Take Morning star Chick Strips (fake Chicken)
Throw in pan.
Add whatever vegetables are in the fridge that I like (in this case, carrots, bean sprouts, and edamame).
Add peanuts.
Liberally dump curry powder and ground pepper on it.
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My childhood was spent going to and holding yard sales. I know craigslist is not quite the same thing, but I need to express this:
If you spent $79 for an IKEA dresser TWO YEARS AGO, I don't care if it is in like new condition it is not worth $60*. a.) IKEA is not exactly built to last b.) for $19 more I could get it new without your two years of ( Read more... )
