HIM did a cover of Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper."

And it's...It's bad. Yeah. Thought I'd let you know. Just in case you were curious.

EDIT: Same with Paul Oakenfold's "Send Me an Angel." Just bad.

"Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly."
--Oscar Wilde

Gay men should have more credibility when talking about women than straight men.

Yay. When my dog dies. I'm completely going to send it here.

Then I can wear it as a scarf forever and ever and ever and never forget him! OH MY GOD. HOW WONDERFUL.

This is really the most horrifying part though.

Am I the only person who thinks that this is inherently evil? Just a thought.

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I know that most of you will look at this and go "OH GOD. ECONOMICS. OH GOD. MILTON FRIEDMAN. RUN."

But just look at the categories on this video and think of them applied to this.

...No more words.

Dear Spanish Teacher,

I am not God.

Sincerely,

Me

More on stupid people.

Even though everyone's had enough of them to last forever.

"If BC stands for Before Christ, what does DC stand for?"
"District of Columbia."
"No! I mean AC."
"...No, you mean AD."
"Oh! I get it!"
"No. It doesn't mean After Death."
"...What?"

...My mother and father.

...Proof that this quiz is absolutely retarded:


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