Fornication under consent of the king yields ominus, un-named businesses to intergrate telemarketer companies into hatcheries.

I find more and more every day that everyone gets to say things that are designed to hurt me... and I never get to say them.
Actually, I choose not to say them.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/45minutename/20104.html

What a nigger.

I'm dying.

My mom is a piece of shit, and I"m growing highly intolerant of it. If I stay much longer I'm gonna go ahead and just stab myself in the face with a soldering iron, so you guys may not be able to reach me at home for a while. No idea where I'm going, but it'll be away from the bullshit anyways ( Read more... )

Alright guys listen to the beautiful chime of unquestionable logic ( Read more... )

Alright people, I just want to clear the air for you guys ( Read more... )

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So yeah, I'll be 20 as of Friday (August 12th)

I'm sure no one cares.

"By the end of the seventeenth century it had come to be known that the world was enclosed in a sea of air, much as the greater part of it was covered by water. A scientist of the period, Francesco Lana, contended that a lighter than air ship could float upon this sea, and he suggested how such a ship might be build. He was never able to put his ( Read more... )

Coon hill with a strawberry philly bitches!
I'M READY

I'M A GREMLIN

Scott - Come home soon, bro.