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[aesops_horse]

Oh lord ... I'm so pissed. I went to this barbeque thing for my partner's birthday last night. His wife KNOWS I'm vegetarian. She told me the burger she gave me was a tofu thing, though it sure as hell didn't taste it. Tasted like a dead animal. But I could hardly tell her she was lying, so to be polite I gave her the benefit of the doubt and

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[sluefooting]

Would you like me to kick her ass for you, sugar? Or..I could just bring you ginger ale and some pepto..

[aesops_horse]

Naw, she's just an idiot. Sweet girl, I guess I can see why he loves her, but DUMB. She works at the DMV, if that tells you anything. I think she was just embarrassed that she forgot, and thought she could fake it.

I have such a strong association between pepto and nausea that the taste makes me ill. I'll take you up on the ginger ale, though.

[sluefooting]

[aesops_horse]

A sledge hammer, to put me out of my misery?

Haha, no really - maybe a good, distracting movie. Something brainless with explosions.

[lepetitrouge]

What a bitch.

[deja_shrew]

Oh no, no, no. That's just flat out wrong. I'd hurt someone if they tried to feed me meat.