Vu is dead. Long live Vu.

Anyone want to come with me to get a new macaw? Roadtrip?

Conrad. I think I'm having your baby.

More at 11.

[Edited a bit later]

Correction: I am having Watts' apocalypse baby.

This doesn't mean you can get out of making me Blueberry Cheesecake, Rad.

So, am I the only one that hasn't 'HEARD THE GOOD NEWS', or what?

Miami - Day 3.

What I have learned.

That woman that you've been hitting on all night is actually a man. Of course, you're not going to find that out until you take her back to your hotel room.

I've seen a lot of transvestites in my time, but that one was the one they should all try to be like. He was the hottest woman I've ever seen.

3 actresses walked out today.

I'm firing the director.

What a waste of a perfectly good day.

Rad, we're going out tonight. Tom, that may include you as well, if you decide to get that stick out of your ass.

Chloe, tell me that the window display has changed. Please, please, please, please.

[Private to Conrad]

If you don't go and make me something right now, I will go home, get Vu, and have him speak Wilde-ly at you.

So, Tom, how's the frigid pussy? I mean, "Ice Fishing." That is what they call it when you go out trying to bang an Eskimo, right?

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