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[deja_shrew]

Miami - Day 3.

What I have learned.

That woman that you've been hitting on all night is actually a man. Of course, you're not going to find that out until you take her back to your hotel room.

I've seen a lot of transvestites in my time, but that one was the one they should all try to be like. He was the hottest woman I've ever seen.

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[deja_shrew]

I'm sure you could, but there really isn't enough time in the day.

[deja_shrew]

I'm going to Fort Lauderdale today. But if you're counting the days until you can see my lovely face again, I'll be back in New York on Thursday.

[off_the_hookah]

Personally, I hate when transvestites overdo it. Did you take photos?

Did he stay in your hotel room?

[deja_shrew]

I hate it, too, BUT you can at least tell when they DO overdo it. Yes, I have pictures. They're on my phone. Do you want me to send them to you?

I'm a lady! I don't kiss and tell!

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Oh man, that was harder to write than I thought. Of course he did!

[off_the_hookah]

Were you disappointed? Like getting a prezzie at Christmas, thinking it's going to be one thing, but when you open it, finding it's something else?

Please do. You have my cell number, right?

I was going to say...since when?

[deja_shrew]

I wouldn't say disappointed (because there was NO reason to be disappointed, let me tell you), but just a bit surprised. I mean, really, it's not like I would have turned him down even if I had known.

Sure do. Just a second.

[sent to Neil with message: "Casey took this one for me. You really can't tell he's a man.]

[perussiscientia]

How many times do I have to remind you to look for the Adams apple!?

[deja_shrew]

I did! I'm not complaining about it! But I did look!

[perussiscientia]

Are you sure it wasn't a she with an operation? That's a possibility too.

Regardless, I'm upset with you.

[deja_shrew]

I'm sure. I've seen post-op, and that was all natural.

Upset? With me?! What did I do now?