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[deja_shrew]

3 actresses walked out today.

I'm firing the director.

What a waste of a perfectly good day.

Rad, we're going out tonight. Tom, that may include you as well, if you decide to get that stick out of your ass.

Chloe, tell me that the window display has changed. Please, please, please, please.

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[getoffmybridge]

You're filming something?

[deja_shrew]

Yeah. I dabble in film-making. As most people do in New York.

[getoffmybridge]

I don't.

Lemme guess. Is it one of those porno flicks?

[deja_shrew]

You should. It's a good business.

What? You think I can't make any different sorts of movies?

[goodhunting]

Don't actresses have contracts?

[deja_shrew]

Yeah, but I'm assuming the sexual harassment issue probably nulls them.

[goodhunting]

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Yes. At least in this state.

[deja_shrew]

Hence why I'm getting another director. The actresses are far more important than that asshole.

[wearingshirts]

NO.

[deja_shrew]

Something I can help you with, darling dear?

[perussiscientia]

[deja_shrew]

Fuck. YES. You're a dream, sweetie.

Can't we just get him one of those large hamster bottles for water? Besides, I'm fairly sure people don't want me bringing them food. They tend to frown on raw vegan Pad Thai.

If I need to, I'll do it, but really someone that isn't as picky about food as I am probably should do it. Otherwise he'll be green in a matter of days.

[perussiscientia]

I'm very aware.

Do they sell any big enough? That'd actually make for a wonderful installation in the West window, we could put down newspaper shreds and dress him in that weird puppy costume we got in!

[vanyourwinkle]

[conradsbaked]

Uh, was one of your camera girls on MTV recently? The redish/pink haired one?

[deja_shrew]

You saw her? Wait, you stopped watching C-Span long enough to put MTV on?

[conradsbaked]

Senator Reed wouldn't shut up about fishing clauses off the coast of Rode Island so I sneaked a peek, ok?

Apparently your girl is having trouble dating? I saw her do a speed date and it was painful.

[deja_shrew]

I'm telling everyone that you're slacking. Watching MTV. Honestly! What is wrong with you?

Well, I took her out a month ago or so to one of those "parties" I go to, and it was really pretty bad.

You should go out with her.