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Um.

Aren't rottweilers supposed to be BIGGER?

I miss Tom. HOW are we supposed to head towards our INEVITABLE ENGAGEMENT if he's off buying snapdragons and stuff from those weird Japanese importers? I didn't even think snapdragons CAME from Japan.

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MAMA

JUST KILLED A MAN

PUT MY GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD, PULLED MY TRIGGER, NOW HE'S DEAD

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did you know

did you KNOW

that Helen Keller could DRIVE?

which is WEIRD

BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN.

hahahaha WHERE IS TOM.

IT IS SIX IN THE MORNING. WHY ARE THEY DRILLING ON MY ROOF. WHY.

( Tom. )

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I GOT A DOG!

Well. Two dogs. BUT ONLY ONE FOR ME.

UNA UNA UNA UNA

[and added, after this]

TOM, WE'RE GOING TO A WEDDING!