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NATE.

UM. WHAT IS HUEVOS SPLASH AND WHY IS IT IN MY APARTMENT? I'm not letting you come over for BATTLE PLANS if you're going to leave WEIRD SMELLING SPRITZY THINGS around.

ALSO TOM. We're out of peonies and the movie store creeper ordered three-dozen daisies delivered to the store. WHAT?

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CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN

YOUR GARLAND IS READY!

Also, where can I acquire some sort of SIBERIAN PUPPY? Or something. THE PET SHOP IS OUT and I don't get paid until next Thursday. TOM, I MIGHT NEED AN ADVANCE.

( PRIVATE TO TOM. )

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WHY IS BRUCE WILLIS SO AMAZING.

( OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR AWAY FROM HOME! )