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[deja_shrew]

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[conradsbaked]

[OOC: Writing is a little strained to say the least]

Get it off, Deja.

[deja_shrew]

What was that? I can't hear you!

[conradsbaked]

I swear to fucking god woman. Get it- get it off

[deja_shrew]

Or what? You want me to give up this opportunity of hilarity? You want me to impede on Vu's freedom to do what he wants? I don't think I can do that.

Maybe if you just asked him to get off of you...

[drawnin]

[deja_shrew]

Thank you! He is so good. He perches on helpless men so well!

[drawnin]

[deja_shrew]

Watts has taught him a bunch of Wilde. I swear, it's like living with Oscar himself.

[perussiscientia]

You're so mean to that poor man.

[deja_shrew]

Rad loves it. Or he wouldn't be here.

[conradsbaked]

Lies.

[deja_shrew]

Not lies.

[getoffmybridge]

So...what's the big deal? The pansy ass is scared of a stupid bird?

Cool colors, though. It almost looks fake.

[deja_shrew]

Vu would claw your face off if you called him stupid to his face. You better be glad that he can't see this.

He does. I've been thinking of getting him a companion, but I don't really have the space right now for another Macaw.

[getoffmybridge]

Yeah, right. Like a stupid bird's gonna know what I'm saying, much less read. What kind of name is Vu, anyhow?

Maybe get him another small bird friend or something? Or a mirror. My sister used to have parakeets and put this mirror in its cage.

[wearingshirts]

[deja_shrew]

You can read!