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deja_shrew

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Feb 14, 2008 09:48

So, Tom, how's the frigid pussy? I mean, "Ice Fishing." That is what they call it when you go out trying to bang an Eskimo, right?

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deja_shrew February 14 2008, 15:26:46 UTC

You're not answering my question.

Do you need tips on how to pick up women? I know you're not good at it, but I'd be more than happy to help you get laid.

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deja_shrew February 14 2008, 15:43:34 UTC

Why are you always bringing up STDs? It's like you've never heard of protection before. Besides, it's not like I'd hire some crack whore to come offer to blow you or anything again.

Always 'muddling through' on your own. You almost make it seem you enjoy that more than actual sex.

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deja_shrew February 14 2008, 16:39:57 UTC

I think that should go without saying. Why is coffee that color?

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deja_shrew February 14 2008, 18:01:20 UTC

When they make a raw coffee, then we can talk.

I'm a huge fan of sparkly cards covered in glitter with obnoxiously cute and slightly naughty sayings in them.

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wearingshirts February 14 2008, 17:18:30 UTC

THAT IS NOT WHAT HE'S DOING.

tinderbx February 14 2008, 17:35:36 UTC

Are you sure that's not what he's doing?

I mean ice fishing? Come on.

deja_shrew February 14 2008, 18:01:45 UTC

See? Doesn't it sound that way?

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tinderbx February 14 2008, 17:37:16 UTC

Hey Deja, you free sometime this week?

deja_shrew February 14 2008, 18:03:17 UTC

For you, I'm always free. I've been clearing up a few things with certain people, but I was actually planning on coming by either tonight or tomorrow. More likely tomorrow, seeing as how you might have had plans tonight.

tinderbx February 14 2008, 18:07:04 UTC

Why would I be busy tonight? I don't play into that hearts and flowers bullshit. Tomorrow's fine. Supposed to work, but I can leave Josh in charge if you want to do something more stimulating than hang around the bar.

deja_shrew February 14 2008, 18:11:17 UTC

Because there are always anti-valentine's day parties going about. Besides, some woman might have gotten her claws in you for the night.

I'll be by tomorrow then. And, to be fair, I can think of several stimulating things that could be done at the bar.

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whynded February 14 2008, 17:48:28 UTC

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deja_shrew February 14 2008, 18:03:46 UTC

Is there something I can help you with?

whynded February 14 2008, 18:30:40 UTC

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deja_shrew February 14 2008, 19:35:22 UTC

I'm sure there are some videos you could watch to learn. Perhaps Eski-hos? That explains it all, and we've got it for sale at the shop!

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