Comments | aesopserpent: 005. The Serpent is Having a Bad Day

aesopserpent

005. The Serpent is Having a Bad Day

Mar 17, 2008 14:46

To do: (And yes, this is a proper to-do list, not some trashy list of men I would like to sleep with. As if I would ever create such a thing.)

- Fire assistant
- Resist urge to subject now-former assistant to medieval torture devices
- Find a florist [Scribbled in after a few minutes] in no way connected to Neverlanders
- Hire new assistant
- Attempt ( Read more... )

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wearingshirts March 17 2008, 22:37:03 UTC

BUT WE HAVE THE BEST FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS IN THREE BOROUGHS.

aesopserpent March 17 2008, 22:45:25 UTC

I'm sure they're perfectly lovely. I'm just not certain that I can handle the...exuberance that comes with them.

wearingshirts March 17 2008, 23:20:04 UTC

CHRISTIAN CAN TAKE YOUR ORDER??

wearingshirts March 17 2008, 23:27:35 UTC

WE GIVE DISCOUNTS??

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deathlyirish March 18 2008, 01:13:40 UTC

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aesopserpent March 18 2008, 03:38:28 UTC

There are days that I'm tempted, believe me. The work itself isn't bad, but the incompetent idiots I have to deal with are beyond painful.

deathlyirish March 19 2008, 04:42:43 UTC

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aesopserpent March 22 2008, 01:38:23 UTC

Now that sounds downright pleasant. I'd much rather see most of my office dead but sadly I need them at least mildly sentient.

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shamethemoon March 18 2008, 01:13:40 UTC

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aesopserpent March 18 2008, 03:39:20 UTC

It's probably not my best plan, but the ability to berate them through the compendiums does make the idea a bit more tempting.

wickedlywest March 18 2008, 23:22:57 UTC

Medieval torture devices are disappointingly difficult to find these days.

If you're considering taking on a Tale as an assistant, may I recommend Katie Santos? She's young, but she's adaptable and in dire need of the experience.

Sebastian. notariel March 19 2008, 01:02:31 UTC

I have a job. Two jobs, actually.

aesopserpent March 19 2008, 02:15:32 UTC

It's a pity, there probably is quite the market for such things. I'm thinking I might attempt to fashion my own thumbscrews...

Thank you for the recommendation, I'll have to speak to Miss Santos. I don't particularly care if she is young, as long as she can manage to deliver coffee without spilling it all over my desk. You would think that would be a simple requirement.

wickedlywest March 19 2008, 03:01:56 UTC

I suspect Marie Bouchard is already developing such an item for her Spring line.

Thank you, I appreciate it. She could benefit from the extracurricular activity.

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