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[aethereous]

One week to go. Well...5ish or so days to be exact. I hate this part. The very end when all you want in the entire world is to just give birth. That would be nice. I hate standing up because it feels like my insides are falling out! And you all needed to hear it because you need to be as uncomfortable as I am! Aren't I lovely! Well you

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[hail_st_joseph]

But...you're scary..

[aethereous]

NOW!

[hail_st_joseph]

Oh god, yes ma'am!

[seminalsemiotic]

Oh my, you do know what you want! I'll be sending birthy vibes your way, darling. I hope she comes soon!

[in_spectre_mors]

Oh dear. There really are some things about women that ought to just remain a mystery...

I'm kidding, of course. Feel free to let it all out. Figuratively speaking...

[aethereous]

I could tell you about mucous plugs if you really wanted. But somehow I think you don't!

You should see Joe right now, I made him curl up into a ball of Woe!!

[abigail_lilith]

Oh, Ellie. You are some kind of evil.

She'll come soon! And then you won't even remember the wait because she'll be so unbelievably worth it.

[aethereous]

Thank you, Abs!

[twilightrobe]

what if you just, like... sneezed really hard?

[aethereous]

It hurts when I sneeze...

[twilightrobe]

ah... scratch that one, then...

[aethereous]

It was still better than Adam's 'I could bang you on the head a couple times!' suggestion...