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Dec 31, 2011 02:34

FOR SALE
one (1) crow

all offers considered. delivery free.
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[ the attachment's tilted to show only empty floor-for all of five seconds. there's a squawk in the unseen background, then, and in a blur, the camera's presented with two hands full of cranky-looking bird. ]

Gotch--damn it!


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all crows are bastards, need this like a blow to the head, being the errand boy is suffering, in before sharkling sarcasm

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valentineluke December 31 2011, 07:38:38 UTC
How much?

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aettir December 31 2011, 08:02:15 UTC
Dunno, how much do you think?

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valentineluke December 31 2011, 13:29:58 UTC
Nevermind. Just turn it over to the zoo.

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aettir January 1 2012, 02:42:01 UTC
pass.

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triessence December 31 2011, 07:44:45 UTC
Get over it. Fuck, it was only a month's rent.

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aettir December 31 2011, 08:02:23 UTC
What, you want to pay it?

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triessence December 31 2011, 08:08:43 UTC
Don't want to.

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aettir December 31 2011, 08:11:15 UTC
Saw that one coming a mile away. Just don't go and steal him back in the night.

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disinheriting December 31 2011, 18:28:05 UTC
You know, you deserved that!

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aettir January 1 2012, 02:41:58 UTC
I was watching for the wings, what!

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disinheriting January 2 2012, 00:06:27 UTC
How could you sell 'im? Poor guy-- must feel pretty lonely.

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aettir January 3 2012, 04:12:20 UTC
It's not like he gets less people-time if somebody else keeps him.

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video dignity_misery December 31 2011, 19:10:05 UTC
That thing's kind of cute.

[...now that it's bitten somebody.]

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voice! aettir January 1 2012, 02:42:05 UTC
From a screen, yeah, I guess he would be.

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dignity_misery January 1 2012, 02:58:39 UTC
[She laughs faintly.]

Are you bleeding?

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aettir January 1 2012, 03:04:10 UTC
Nah, he's pretty used to me now!

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livingmyths January 1 2012, 01:04:01 UTC
Oooh! I love crows!

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aettir January 1 2012, 02:42:08 UTC
What, seriously?

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livingmyths January 1 2012, 02:43:52 UTC
Yes. I think they're wonderful!

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aettir January 1 2012, 02:48:55 UTC
Eh, wouldn't know about wonderful... but I guess they're pretty bright! For birds.

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