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men use slang to refer to their penises from three categories:

1. violent:  "heat seeking moisture missile"

2. active: "drill"

3. aggressive animal:  "dragon"

women refer to penises with more playful terms, such as "dink".

comments?

(the heat seeking moisture missile is my favourite)

the fasion show.

so this is expected from those who know that it exists, and probably ( Read more... )

i can't read this stuff.

it makes me want to forget english and concentrate on that advocacy stuff.

and then i arrogantly realize that this is what most people must feel like when reading all that other crap that comes naturally to me.

i don't understand why i'm not processing it.

reading, or crying, which should come next?

A famous poet told me, 'Vagina's ugly'.
Meaning of course, the sound of it.  In
     poems.
Meanwhile, he inserts his penis frequently
into his verse, calling it seriously, 'My Penis'.
It is short, I know, and dignified.
I mean of course the sound of it.  In
     poems.

--Joan Larkin

something makes me want to cry.

weird feeling to go to bed with.

i haven't updated anything substantial in awhile.  i'd blame it on craziness of exams, but it's been longer than that, so studying, but it's been longer than that, too...so school, meetings, friends, life, living.

yet i read through my friends page and previous entries today, instead ( Read more... )

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have you ever woken up, looked at the time, but then turned over half asleep?  and then you think conscious thoughts, that you're controlling, but you're not really awake. and it seems like it's been at least a half hour, if not more, but you turn back over, now really awake, and it's only actually been four and a half minutes.

i wish my brain ( Read more... )

I'm not the girl, who cared about love
And I'm not the girl who cared about fortunes and such
Never cared much
Oh, look at me now

I never knew the technique of kissing
I never knew the thrill I could get from your touch
Never knew much
Oh, look at me now

I'm the girl who turned down a lover
I'm the girl who laughed at those blue diamond rings
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