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Kelli: You know what i just noticed? Words that start with vowels, we go: ‘an egg’, ‘an igloo’, ‘an object’…

Kelli: we don’t go, ‘an user’

Kelli: I’m typing documentation and I typed ‘an user’… and then my brain hurt.

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Client: I haven’t had any security problems from my end. Go ahead and email me the username and password.

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Bo: Adam, can I call you back in a little bit. There’s a snake in my kitchen.

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Jason: yeah, I mean, her trip’s gonna cost me $3000.

Scott: You could sleep with 30 fat chicks at $100 for that.

Scott: …or 10 really fat chicks for $300.

[PAUSE]

Jason: wait, that doesn’t add up

Scott: No, it does, 300 times 10…

Jason: No, not that…

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The very day after I purchase TaxCut for a whopping total of $27.54, THE VERY DAY, I find a link to this:


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J2: You kidding me? If that were true I’d be doing my happy dance ’bout now.

Jason: Ha Ha

J2: Be off running around naked somewhere…

Adam: That’s your happy dance?

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I’m severely lazy. I have a 32″ near-HD LCD TV. I also have a TiVo. These three factors together means I watch a lot of TV, which is sad, because there’s not a lot of good TV on these days.

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Coworker: not putting any pressure on ya’ll, but if ya let us down, they’ll never find ya bodies.

And yes, he was indeed joking…..I hope….