We only bruised each other moreso.

[affleck]

I have a cough. It could be an annoying spring cold, it could just be fucking smoker's cough. But the point here is, I have a cough. And everytime I start coughing, people watch me apprehensively. I feel like I should be wearing a fucking sign that says, "I do not have SARS

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[macaulayculkin]

Kieran gave me his cough, now I have SARS. C'mere, I promise not to cough on you.

[kieran_c]

Mac, dude...

[affleck]

Somehow, I don't trust that. You want to give me SARS, don't you?

[macaulayculkin]

I don't lie, because lies make Baby Jesus cry. I'd never give you SARS.

[kieran_c]

I like your icon. I'm in LA, if you want to get together.

[affleck]

Thanks. And we've already covered this.

[macaulayculkin]

Quit stalking him, Kier. It ain't smart to go scare off Ben Affleck.