Rest in peace, Elliot.

[This journal is closed. Bye, kids.]

Well, you know what they say. A gentleman never reveals all, at least not all at once.

Soon enough, kids. Soon enough.

Don't ask. Just. Don't ask. I've found myself reverting back to an old standby. When the going gets tough, I make like an ostrich and stick my head in the fucking sand. I find that it works well for me. Better than the other old standby, at least. Speaking of. Two years last Thursday. I believe that entitles me to use the phrase, "I win ( Read more... )

Alright kids, here's the deal. Gina and I talked, well, more like had a screaming match a little bit ago, and we've decided to extend this here little party. Ha, little my ass. Anyway, the festivies will continue through the rest of the weekend. I've already stashed some fireworks away for tomorrow, including a few of the Freedom Flamers that Gina ( Read more... )

Happy 4th and all that. May no one blow their hand off with a Roman Candle. Happened to my friend's brother when we were growing up. Fucker had a few too many and decided to see if he could light the fuse and snuff it out before it exploded -- kind of like a game of 4th of July chicken. He lost, obviously. True story ( Read more... )

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I think Mark Twain said that. I could be wrong. Considering that this is me talking, there's a very good chance that I am ( Read more... )

Fucking Christ, I've been busy this week. I wish that I could add "in more ways than one" to that sentence, but sadly, I cannot. Work, work, motherfucking work. This has been one of the longest weeks of my life. How the hell is it only fucking Wednesday ( Read more... )

I have a cough. It could be an annoying spring cold, it could just be fucking smoker's cough. But the point here is, I have a cough. And everytime I start coughing, people watch me apprehensively. I feel like I should be wearing a fucking sign that says, "I do not have SARS ( Read more... )

I was all fucking worried about missing my flight and now it's fucking delayed, anyway. Oh well. Have laptop, will update. All I'm going to do is this:

Bitch #1 - hauser

Bitch #2 - jason_l

That's all I want to talk about right now.

I went on this rollercoaster on Sunday. Shocking, isn't it? I mean it's not like we went to an amusement park or anything. Okay, actually, I went on several rollercoasters. But this one eclipses all of the others. It goes from zero to a hundred and twenty in about four seconds and shoots you up four hundred and twenty feet. I think I saw Canada ( Read more... )