In approximately 3 Hours, I will be waking up. Showering. Going to Target. Going to the bagel store ( Read more... )

I felt for sure last night, that once we said goodbye...no one else will know these lonely dreams, no one else will know that part of me. I'm still driving away, and I'm sorry every day. I won't always love these selfish things, I won't always live...not stopping ( Read more... )

Walk into Dan-o's room for like TWO literal seconds...haven't watched a single minute of Television ALL week...look at the TV, football game at halftime, goes to commercial...American Idol commercial...first person they show after paula, randy and simon...oh you know who it is! From the first day of the new year, i've been haunted by AI...on ( Read more... )

In a week, I will probably be asking myself why I am sick. And I will say to myself...self, you drive around listening to coldplay, while the chilled air is blasting you in the face...you do this with the windows and the moonroof open, because you refuse to have it any other way ( Read more... )

I was supposed to go out tonight, but ended up falling asleep to the sounds of Tori Amos instead. I was in a funk all day, and then felt super fatigued, and to top it off, I had a headache...so in all reality, that was probably the best thing I could have done. I no longer have a headache, but trying to fall back asleep is going to suck ( Read more... )

"This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing."

So good.

Tell me do you think it'd be all right ( Read more... )

"just don't settle for the toads"

SO good.

When I look in the mirror ( Read more... )

Dane Cook is going to be at Carolines on the weekend of MY birthday! ROCK!