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Ehhhhh, my passenger seat is covered in tomato sauce and other assorted crap.

I've prepared this extensive list of probable reasons as to why:
•The Lucarelli's staff doesn't know the concept of weight distribution.Yes, and the people at the strip club (a first) that I delivered to were very angry, but I told them the situation, and they ( Read more... )

Yeah, I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. I'm struggling to keep my eyes open ( Read more... )

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This needs to end.

I need my car to be driveable again.

And I need to stop waking up at 4 in the evening.

So the grades from the winter session are in. I pretty much dominated college this past semester. Cheers all around ( Read more... )

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK ( Read more... )

Hey guys! My birthday is coming up!


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I got attacked by a dog yesterday, so I KICKED IT IN THE FACE.

Castlevania is awesome ( Read more... )