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aflockofmeese

Things that keep me up until 5am

Mar 19, 2006 19:37

One crazy night a while back I had a fabulous dream where I was lathered up in canola oil, doing a crossword puzzle in the kitchen. Just then, I saw the silhouette of a nude body walking slowly down the stairs. Inexplicably excited, I held my breath as this phantom beauty tiptoed closer towards the light. Whoever it was, they approached slowly ( Read more... )

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yourmothersgirl March 20 2006, 03:21:14 UTC

you are truly amazing

jaredmtucker March 20 2006, 11:07:50 UTC

So, I've been seriously ill lately. The joke going around is that I'd have to get better to die. I actually had to fight off the grim reaper the other day ( Friday ) ...

*Knock Knock*

*walk walk walk walk walk, open*

*THUNDEROUS VOICE* "I AM DEATH. YOUR TIME HAS COME TO FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS."

Me: "Yeah, uh huh, uh.. stargate is on.. could we wait??? Just a bit? "

Confused Grim: "...Sure"

*45 minutes later, Grim's tapping his fingers on my table, sipping at a drink I gave him*

Grim: "...Anything else?"

Me: "Just one phone call..."

Grim: *sigh*

Me: "Chuck? Hey buddy! Oh, right, Mr. Norris... Yeah, I'm ok. Thanks thanks. Hows the wife? Good Good. Hey, so.. I have a bit of a favor..."

*Chuck Norris travels at the speed of light and appears then roundhouse kicks the Grim Reaper in the face*

After death was dispatched, we both counted to infinity.

Twice.

supertomatoe March 21 2006, 02:48:35 UTC

wow. can i be joviana? tehe.

aflockofmeese March 21 2006, 04:01:06 UTC

You know it ;)

lumiere_d_amour March 21 2006, 06:43:35 UTC

Kyle, I have decided,
You are to be a writer. That's it. Drop Dean's Scholars right.now!!!
Love, Alex :)

egosumne March 21 2006, 08:10:40 UTC

I had a fabulous dream where you were lathered up in canola oil, too! But it wasn't a crossword you were doing...

It was a puzzle, you sicko!